Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
[x]

deviantART

 
About Me Member Comedy Writer Baird18/Male/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 37 Deviations
155 Comments
2,441 Pageviews

Devious Journal Entry

Tue Sep 26, 2006, 6:33 AM
  • Mood: Neutral
-----------------DESCRIBE------------------
[x] The shoes you wore today: would be my dead M's
[x] Your eyes: brown
[x] Your fears: right now, not much
-----------------WHAT IS------------------
[x] Your most overused phrase on msn: ok
[x] Your thoughts when first waking up: something about whatever dream
[x] The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: honestly, boobs, they are at my eye level most times
[x] Your bedtime: after tea now
[x] Your most missed memory: when life wasn't so fucked
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or Coke: Coke
[x] McDonald's or Burger King: bk
[x] Single or group dates: single, jeez
[x] Adidas or Nike: can't wear either

[x] Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: what is cappuccino?
biggest blackest coffee

-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: naw
[x] Curse: like a drunken sailor
[x] Take a shower everyday: otherwise i stink like a man
[x] Have any crushes?: Mel
[x] Who are they: of Mandy, that Mandy
[x] Do you think you've been in love? yeppers
[x] Want to go to college: DURH
[x] Like high school: it was amusing
[x] Want to get married: yep
[x] Type w/ your fingers on home keys: yes, I am not some half human mongaloid
[x] Believe in yourself: never
[x] Get motion sickness: not often
[x] Think you're a health freak: I am eating an Egg McMuffin, you tell me
[x] Get along with your parents: when I visit them sparsely enough
[x] Like thunderstorms: my favourite after lava storms

------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID / HAVE YOU--------------
[x] Gone to the mall: no, I haven't
[x] Eaten sushi: i wish but no
[x] Been on stage: nope
[x] Been dumped: no
[x] Gone skating: no
[x] Made homemade cookies: no
[x] Dyed your hair: no
[x] Stolen anything: no

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: no
[x] Missed school because it was raining? yep
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yes
[x] Cried during a Movie?: not really
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?i don't remember
[x] Had an imaginary friend: yes I did
[x] Cut your hair: who hasn't?
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: mine were always old or had a dick
[x] Been caught "doing something": yes, lots of things
[x] Been called a tease: no
[x] Gotten beaten up?:yeah
[x] Been in a fight: yeah
[x] Shoplifted: nope
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
[x] Age you hope to be married: i don't know
[x] Numbers of Children: 12, keep a few in a freezer to eat later
[x] Descibe your Dream Wedding: don't know really, whatever she wants probably
[x] How do you want to die?: i hope I take out hundreds of zombies with it
[x] What do you want to be when you grow up?: older
[x] What country would you most like to visit?: Scotland

-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of Boyfriends/Girlfriends: 2
[x] Number of drugs taken illegally: 7 or 8 +2 if you count underage drinking and smoking
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: 1 or 2
[x] Number of CDs that I own: a dozen or two
[x] Number of piercing: 0
[x] Number of tattoos: soon to be 1
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? hald a dozen
[x] Number of scars on my body: far too many

----------------FAVORITES------------------
[x] Shampoo: dunno
[x] Fav Colours: plaid
[x] Day/Night: twillight
[x] Summer/Winter: Autumn
[x] Lace or Satin: satin
[x] Fave Cartoon: not sure
[x] Fave Food: maybe a big fucking steak
[x] Fave Movie: Finding Neverland < -- what?! uh not sure
[x] Fave sport: redneck huntin' YEEEHAW
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
[x] Right Now Wearing: nothing
[x]drinking?: wataer
[x] Thinking about: 'Luke's cute'
[x] Listening to: Mel on phone with dad

---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: no
[x] Worn jeans: yes
[x] Met someone new: yes, a big fat nerd named Steve
[x] Done laundry: no
[x] Drove a car: no
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: no
[x] Your friends: sure
[x] Santa Claus: no
[x] Tooth Fairy: yes
[x] Destiny/fate: no
[x] Ghosts: a bit
[x] UFO's: UFO's no, Aliens yes
[x] God: I believe in a talking flaming shrub

------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: I did
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes
[x] Do you like anyone?: note above
[x] Are you close to any family member?: not really
[x] What's the best feeling in the world?: taking a huuuuuge dump
[x] What's the worst feeling in the world?: when it grows arms and holds you up at gunpoint

deviantID

No deviantID yet.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Ottawa, Ontario Canada
  • Interests: just ask
  • Favourite movie: depends on my mood. Varies from Gladiator to Full Metal Jacket
  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles baby
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything good, I tend to veer away from rap and hip-hop
  • Favourite artist: Escher and the Group of Seven
  • Favourite poet or writer: RIP Hunter S Thompson
  • Operating System: XP and currently Fedora (burn!)
  • MP3 player of choice: Windows Media Player
  • Shell of choice: Bash
  • Wallpaper of choice: black
  • Skin of choice: rain for Mozilla
  • Favourite game: ADOM
  • Favourite gaming platform: Computer
  • Personal Quote: I want an emo puppy, so it will cry when I eat it
  • Tools of the Trade: brains

deviantART Community Board

[x]

Comments


:iconnazlusha:
hello random deviant! :) hope you have a good day. sunshine and all. :)

--
luz*
:iconchoke-chain-halo:
Nuuuuuuu >_<

--
Your eyes slit the throat, of all I know.
About myself and this life.

-- Thrice, Silhouette
:iconyngvemartinussen:
Hey, thanks for the fav! Much appreciated :)
:icon1347:
Thnkx for the fav on L.O.T.U.S itīs very apreciated :)

--
Party-Design & Requiem 4 a Dream
:iconneferaba:
thank your for you comment ^^

--
...NoN OmNiS MoRiAr..
:iconlpetrazickis:
Thanks for the commies on theImperatrix.:floating:

--
My other pants are also unworn.
:iconrileys-avatars:
thank you so much for the fav! :hug:
:iconhpjunky:
YOU HAVE BEEN CROWBAR'D

Spread the DA crowbaring around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

*thwapthonk* RULES:
1- You MUST bludgeon the one who bludgeoned you
2- If you wack them more than three times, it is just downright mean of you
3- You have a reputation as a mass crowbarin' madman. You MUST beat 7 other people
4- Let everyone else see the flying steel. Do it in public, where everyone can watch
5- Random attacks are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- What are you waiting for. Go beat off!

--
Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" Never tried to slam a revolving door!
:icongingerbreadxcoffin:
hmm, you might be interested in ~ Monolith-Verses it is a poetry and prose community, enjoy

--
klaha thinks he's a ghost...



prints :pointl: :thumbsup:


peace in AMEHIKAAAH! :peace:
:iconmoonshadow-darkraven:
YOU HAVE BEEN CROWBAR'D

Spread the DA crowbaring around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

*thwapthonk* RULES:
1- You MUST bludgeon the one who bludgeoned you
2- If you wack them more than three times, it is just downright mean of you
3- You have a reputation as a mass crowbarin' madman. You MUST beat 7 other people
4- Let everyone else see the flying steel. Do it in public, where everyone can watch
5- Random attacks are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- What are you waiting for. Go beat off!

--
~*~*~Carpe noctem*~*~*

Site Map